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ElonMuskSucks.net

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A satirical prediction market where you can bet completely worthless MuskBucks on the daily chaos of billionaire antics. Because tracking Elon's moves is cheaper than therapy.

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Prediction Markets

Bet on whether Tesla stock will moon or crash, if SpaceX will blow something up, or what unhinged thing happens next. We use real events but fake money—the best combination.

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RSS feeds aggregating the latest Tesla crashes (literal and stock-wise), SpaceX explosions, and whatever fresh hell is brewing. Stay informed about the chaos you're betting on.

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